Embarrassing moments from the bathroom

These are personal stories that have happened to me and me alone.
Last week I tweeked my knee and it was feeling very weak and sore so I bought a knee brace. It is made to fit a woman’s curves but not over ones pants. So I went into the private bathroom and dropped my pants around my ankles. I put my brace on and then realized I couldn’t put my pants on because I couldn’t bend my knee. Then I got the giggles and finally got my pants on.
Today while pulling my pants back up after taking a tinkle my bracelet got caught on the back of the leg of my underpants. No idea how that happened. As I was struggling to unhook my bracelet from my underwear I was giving myself one heck of a wedgie, I realized I could slip off my bracelet, extricate my underwear from my crack and get the bracelet unhooked from my unraveling underpants.
Don’t you wish you were me?

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